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Joseph Abramajtys
4 min readOct 16, 2024

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A Christian Nationalist Candidate Questionnaire

A Candidate I know received the following candidate questionnaire from a PAC named “When Truth Votes.”

Joe Moss, a prominent Michigan Christian Nationalist, said:

When Truth Votes is a new, year-round, non-partisan initiative of Michigan Impact that was formed to help voters “get the info they need for all elections — local, state, or federal — so they never miss a vote, and our laws match our community values.

WE BELIEVE THESE QUESTIONS FORM AN UNWAVERING FOUNDATION UPON WHICH THE BEST GOVERNING DECISIONS CAN BE MADE.”

The five questions:

1. Do morals come from God or the majority? God/Majority/Explain

My Answer: Of course, God. It’s written in the Good Book that, “While resting on the seventh day, God kicked back and thought should I or shouldn’t I give humans morals?” After all, since crawling onto land and experiencing millions of years of God-given evolution, you’d think humans would learn right from wrong. But, no, they still went around unclean, treating each other like…well, animals. So, God took a vote of all Her angels and they said, “Hell yeah, give them morals. Let’s see what they do with them.”

2. Are there only 2 genders, male and female? Yes/No/Explain

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Joseph Abramajtys
Joseph Abramajtys

Written by Joseph Abramajtys

Old Man, Retired Prison Warden, Social Critic, Recovering Catholic, Pain in the Ass. Occasionally dabbles in parody and satire.

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