County Commission Defeats Satan, Insults Catholics

Off with You Satan

On March 23, 2024, the Ottawa County Board of Commissioners dealt Satan a debilitating blow, though during the struggle insulted Roman Catholics. The Satanic Temple of West Michigan[1] gave the board meeting opening invocation. This is a summary of what the Satanic Temple minister said[2]:

1. Let us seek knowledge.

2. Let us not be delusional.

3. Let us judge people by their actions, not by their religious beliefs.