Good Christians Defend Ottawa County from Satan

Phew, that was a close call.

On Tuesday, April 23, 2024, the day some predicted the world would be destroyed, the best Christians in Ottawa County, Michigan showed up to save us.

Proof of impending doom was the fact the Satanic Temple of West Michigan was giving the invocation for that day’s Board meeting.

The Back Story

A right-wing Christian nationalist group named Ottawa Impact took control of the County Board of Commissioners, and its leader, Mr. Moss decided he alone would choose who would give the…