Sex With the Dead

A True Story

The Deal

The Control Center Captain entered Warden Biggy Biggins’s office saying a prisoner claimed to know the location of a local murder victim killed by a boyfriend who never got apprehended. The prisoner said he was willing to ID the killer and take police to the burial site in exchange for a deal with the Prosecutor.

Biggins: “Who’s the prisoner?”

Captain: “Stanton, 124369.”

Biggins: “You mean Jaws?”