Joseph Abramajtys
5 min readFeb 23, 2024

The Inscrutable Mr. Moss Finds God

Rumor has it that Mr. Moss, co-founder of right-wing Ottawa Impact, and Chairman of the Michigan Ottawa County Board of Commissioners, red in tooth and claw, looks in his morning mirror and sees Jesus. He would deny this, insisting he is Jesus’s agent, or perhaps His anointed. But the reality is there is no difference; if you think Jesus has chosen you to work through, what’s the distinction? Everything you do in His name must be what He wanted. Ipso facto, you’re Jesus.

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Joseph Abramajtys

Old Man, Retired Prison Warden, Social Critic, Recovering Catholic, Pain in the Ass. Occasionally dabbles in parody and satire.